![]() ![]() ![]() We acknowledge it was a long time ago that many of you pre-ordered Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2. We remain just as dedicated to delivering a great Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines game as we were when we announced, and are looking forward to showing you more in September this year. In its place is your web browser, forcefully opened, and on the store page for The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim: Legendarily Epic Edition.It’s been quite a while between updates while we’ve had our heads down working on the game. "Buy my game." The words are repeated by him faster and faster, with a higher pitch each time, until the game CTD's. The darkness slowly fades away to reveal Todd Howard's stoic, unblinking expression. Muffled screams of pain and pleasure are audible. Todd Howard descends from the basement stairs with a BBW-tier dragon dildo in each hand. Acquiring every achievement unlocks a new end of credits sequence where Joshua Sawyer and Chris Avellone are trapped in a basement, zip-tied to shitty office chairs, ball-gagged, and buck naked. There are 23 new achievements, 4 of which are physically impossible to complete without breaking the game. House has been completely reworked into a story about how Donald Trump ruined America, and his catchphrase is "Make Vegas Great Again." Every other line of dialogue spoken by him ends with it. All Legion quests have been removed, and the faction has been rendered permanently hostile to the player. ![]() The brand new OFFICIAL multiplayer mode requires a constant internet connection. All legal download/purchase links for the original version are taken down. The year is 2029, and the Fallout: New Vegas: Remaster: Premium edition has finally dropped, forcefully converting any copy on Steam and similar websites to the new version. ![]()
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